This privacy notice discloses the privacy and child protection practices for This privacy notice applies solely to information collected by this website. It will notify you of the following:
* No personally identifiable information is collected from you through the website.
* Any data you voluntarily provide will be ignored and deleted.
* We will not misuse information about you that we don't have.
* We comply with the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act.

Information Collection, Use, and Sharing

No information is collected on this website. We only have access to information that you voluntarily give us via email or other direct contact from you. We encourage you not to provide any such information. If you do provide information, we will not sell or rent it to anyone. We will only use your information to ignore you and the reason you contacted us. We will not share any information with any third party organization, because we don't have any of your information. No registration is necessary to view the complete contents of this website. No orders are taken on this website. We do not use "cookies" on this website (a cookie is a piece of data stored on a visitor's computer to identify repeat visitors to a website). This website does not collect or share the identities of visitors or any of their demographic information. This website contains links to other sites. We encourage our users to be aware when they leave our site and to read the privacy statements of any other site that collects personally identifiable information.

Your Control Over Information

You may opt out of any contact from us at any time. If we see you on the street, we will act as though we don't know you. Because we don't.


This website does not collect any information from you. Any unsolicited information that you provide will puzzle us temporarily and then we will move it to the trash folder.

Child Protection Policy

The contents of this website are not directed at children under the age of 13. Links are provided to websites that are also not directed at children under the age of 13. Children are encouraged to visit other websites more appropriate to their age.

Changes to Policy

Changes to these policies may occur without notice. All visitors are encouraged to review current policies before viewing website contents.

Any questions or concerns about this privacy policy should be directed to Just don't tell us anything personal about yourself. We don't want to know.